Opinion Oracle Mugs

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Wikipedia...

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

Power/Expenditures

The Authentic Christmas.

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

Hipster Police Department

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"Let's explore our opinions."

'Looks like the gods are angry.'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but this survey does not allow for that opinion."

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

Medium Fries and a Drink

"Baldo, being a newspaper critic isn't all about being negative. You have to find positive things to say too."

'Looks like the income off of our site has went from passive to comatose.'

'It's all been said already.'