Operation Room Defenders Gifts

"I'm removing the liver.. No, the kidneys... Presure, pressure, what's that blobby thing?"

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Sorry, that's not my table."

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

"And it'll stay clamped until you play my Usher CD."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Good?"

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'

Nurse cautioning a patient

"Got it!"

"This is an open-space office. How can they accuse us of insider trading?"

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

'Where's the first-aid kit?'

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

"Oh. I know what that organ is! Wait, don't tell me."

"I can catch-you can't throw."

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

'There's a cake in the Drs. lounge. Happy 5,000th surgery!'

"Hold it. I'd like a second opinion!"

'Forgive the interruption, but can the surgeon wait until after he operates on me to play his chess.'

'I'm going to administer the anaesthetic.' - 'Okay.' - 'You might feel a little prick in your hand...' - '...as the bishop said to the-' - 'Men are less irritating under anaesthetic.' - 'Zzz...'

"Okay go ahead, but I say the appendix is on the right."

"I'm sorry John, but your back surgery has been placed on back order."

Wow, is that the new lithotripter? No, it's the new Dolby surround sound system, with extra-tech woofers.

"I just want to say before you go under that I'm super excited as this is my first time."

'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

A Doctor sewing up a Patient's incision with a sewing machine.