Operating Room Dynamics Gifts

'I'm going to administer the anaesthetic.' - 'Okay.' - 'You might feel a little prick in your hand...' - '...as the bishop said to the-' - 'Men are less irritating under anaesthetic.' - 'Zzz...'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Sorry, that's not my table."

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Good?"

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

"I'm removing the liver.. No, the kidneys... Presure, pressure, what's that blobby thing?"

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

Nurse cautioning a patient

'Where's the first-aid kit?'

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

"I can catch-you can't throw."

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"

A heart flies out during an operation.

"Hold it. I'd like a second opinion!"