Opening A Tailor Shop T-Shirts

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

Dressed for Success!

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

New Suit.

Important Food Groups

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"How soon will this be a remnant

At the suit makers

Arts and crafts

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'I'll take it!'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Bobbies library of jeans

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

The Return Of The Minipants

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Purple dress

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

The Dandy

Tuck Shop