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"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

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Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Diamond outfits

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

A Zircon Is Forever

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

"Check out this new store."

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Will you be mine?

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"It was her mothers"

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