Opening A Jewelry Store Mugs

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Diamond outfits

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'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

A Zircon Is Forever

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"Check out this new store."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Will you be mine?

"It was her mothers"

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'