Jewellery Shop Owner Mugs

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Sale.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'll take it!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Online Shopping.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Honesty in retail

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

A Lady Out Shopping.

Do you like my bling?

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Just look'in'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'How old is this vase?'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

"Well SOME people might see it as buying a load of useless, overpriced rubbish but I see it as a brave attempt on my part to support a flagging retail sector."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Mom & Pop Grocerette

Aren't all gifts free?