Jewelry Store Owner Mugs

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Sale.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'll take it!'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Honesty in retail

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Online Shopping.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Cow and Milk

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

A Lady Out Shopping.

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."