Jewelry Store Owner Gifts

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

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"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Sale.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'I'll take it!'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Cow and Milk

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

A Lady Out Shopping.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.