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The 2020 Black Friday

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

Gerald Ratner's return

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Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

"I now only take orders online. Shipping is free, especially since you're my neighbor."

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

You know retail is in a bad way when...

'Look at our boss! I hate working for dot-coms.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

Dot com profits chart going down into the dustbin.

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

"They looked smaller on the website."

The cat had figured out how to work Ebay.

e-procurement

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"