
'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'
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'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'
Bitchbark Canoe
'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'
"It's Zeus' latest obsession."
A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.
canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.
"Wow-free sky hoagies!"
'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'
'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'
Canadian Canoe.
'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'
Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.
'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'
"Norman's really into wild paddling."
'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'
"Bob! What are you doing in your boat?" "Waiting for the big spring thaw!"
'Howie, I know we're still on break, but I don't think we wanna miss this one.'
Canoeing Incorrectly
'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'
'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'
'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'
'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'
'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'
"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."
"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."
"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."
Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading
Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.
Bob auctions off his thoughts.
Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1
"First time paddleboarding?"
"I think you've got the wrong person - I'm an atheist."
Canoes
Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days
Canoeing on a Dried River Bed
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