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'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Canadian Canoe.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'Howie, I know we're still on break, but I don't think we wanna miss this one.'

Canoeing Incorrectly

"Bob! What are you doing in your boat?" "Waiting for the big spring thaw!"

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

Canoes

"First time paddleboarding?"

"I think you've got the wrong person - I'm an atheist."

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed