Online Dating Skeptics Gifts

Life is for the birds.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Your website or mine?'

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

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Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Today's love

"Everybody meets online these days."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."