Omicron Observers Gifts

Omicron Christmas

The Adventures of God

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

Butterflies and moths

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

A spider meal prepping

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

Space junk.

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

I'm Going For A Job As A Coat Hangar.

'Sorry, forgot to warn you. Regular season starts next week. This is just an exhibitionist game.'

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

What late birds do.

'She's not describing the one that got away, she's describing the flasher she just saw in the bushes.'

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

'It's just not fair: As soon as I start making new friends, we have to migrate again...'

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"Exactly how far does the tide go out as Southend."

"Forget about a vacation at the beach: Fish would stop us from going in the water and seagulls would spot us on the beach..."

An awkward moment at Seaworld.

"That's nonsense! Just seeing a black cat means nothing! Now if it crosses your path on a moonlit evening, then, whoa baby, watch out!"

Betty's Ex, Ray, Glasses.