Outbreak Observer Gifts

Coronavirus Forecast

Viral Terror

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Bears catching fish

'I admire your floatibility.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"You've changed."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"He's so full of shit."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Deer Cross Dressing.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

Bird Watching with Binoculars