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Viral Terror

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Bears catching fish

'I admire your floatibility.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"You've changed."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"He's so full of shit."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Deer Cross Dressing.

Bird Watching with Binoculars