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"More please."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

The circus diver.

The Final Selfie

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

You know I can't do the twist.

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

'You called a plumber!'

Deux Ex Mechanic

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"Happy Birthday! Is this a bad time?"

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

Ice Skater

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.