Oliver Twist Aficionados Gifts

Government admits failure on child poverty reduction.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

The Final Selfie

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"More please."

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

You know I can't do the twist.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

Deux Ex Mechanic

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

Corona virus Christmas tree

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'

Santa the mugger.

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

"Happy Birthday! Is this a bad time?"

Government admits failure on child poverty reduction.

"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

We must have turned off the highway of life somewhere. When you're traveling on it the twists and turns come with absolutely no warning.