Olfactory Pioneer Gifts

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

I did it my way.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

S.S.dot.com

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

Business revolution begins.

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

Still Here

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

Ebaying at the moon.

'I decided on a home based business after my car was repossessed.'

'My backup special...'

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

Chelsea flower show sewage

Astronaut at office desk on the moon, with in/out boxes; inner space/outer space.

"That's more like it!"