Olfactory Enthusiast Gifts

Basketball.

Sir Edward Elgar

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

Artisanal Pottery

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

Singer

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

A man working on a model airplane

"That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains."

Sergeant Meryll (of the Yeomen of the Guard)

"And what do you do. . ?"

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.

"I love that new elephant smell."