Olfactory Humor Fan Gifts

"I love that new elephant smell."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Can do...No can do

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

The Rubber Ball Company

Organization is not rocket science!

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

The Brothers Grime

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

"Good news. It's a small pig."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Quality Control

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'