Older Cat Admirer Gifts

"They say as cats age, they lose their curiosity."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

The practical psychopath

What does aloof mean?

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

Cat Zoom Meeting

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Slippery, huh?"

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Catroom.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"Why can't you use the bloody cat flap?"

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"