Oink Wordplayer Gifts

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Staff support"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Wok. Don't Wok.

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Vlad the Inhaler

Please Drove Carefully.

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Out damn Spot

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

The Alpha Seltzer

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"She's just being Koi."

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

Czarcasm

Cat Burglar