Oink Enthusiast Gifts

We've done "here on oink," and we've done "there an oink," but we've never done "everywhere an oink-oink."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Where Indian ink came from.

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

'The knights are drawing closer'

Penny

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

Shakespeare in the clink

Don Quichotte

A masked man serenading

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Don Quilowatte

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Inside voice!

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.