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It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Where Indian ink came from.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Penny

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

Don Quichotte

A masked man serenading

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Don Quilowatte

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'