Oink Wordplayer T-Shirts

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Staff support"

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Please Drove Carefully.

Vlad the Inhaler

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Wok. Don't Wok.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Out damn Spot

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Cat Burglar

Live Stream

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

The Alpha Seltzer

Cake Free Zone

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'