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'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Backfire

Dog Park

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Sauce for the Goose

Super Heroes.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"I spy with my little eye…"

A gift to complete the man cave.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Prayboy

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

"You're famous, Angus."

Global Positioning Manual

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

'I'll have another flu shot.'

Law 'N' Order

F&E Produce. I had interesting customers today. First, a beautician checked out the purple potatoes and yellow beets. Ah, a hair stylist inspected the colored roots! That card shark bought some fruit. Two pears, I'll bet! A journalist was searching for an onion alternative. He needs leeks! And labor negotiators requested to increase their usual vegetable order. They asked for a celery hike, eh? I think the customers are the best part of this job. Yeah, you never know who will turnip!

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

'I'll keep my remarks brief.'

"Promise me that you'll donate my body to banana bread."

"The secret life of beeswax" "Hi honey." "Sup honey?" "Hiya honeybunch!" "Honey?" "Hi hon!"

'Your French dip, sir.'

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

Language, Died The Death of a Thousand Tweets

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

"I prefer to think out of the box."

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

"I'm out. I've got a paw hand."