Witty Wordplayer Pillows

'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Backfire

Dog Park

Super Heroes.

Sauce for the Goose

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"You're famous, Angus."

A gift to complete the man cave.

Prayboy

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

Global Positioning Manual

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

'I'll have another flu shot.'

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

Law 'N' Order

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

"Promise me that you'll donate my body to banana bread."

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

"I prefer to think out of the box."

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

"Turns out the mouth of a river isn't the part right under its nose."

"I'm out. I've got a paw hand."

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

"The secret life of beeswax" "Hi honey." "Sup honey?" "Hiya honeybunch!" "Honey?" "Hi hon!"

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'