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My dad loves his motor.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Lovely dovetail."

"Must get a longer cable."

Lazy plumber.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

Mower Repair

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"