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4x4 at Four

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

Man with Stop Signs.

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

'Where the hell is my team ?'

Sore Loser

The back of the Taj Mahal.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

Motorcyclist.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

Mountain Bike tracks.

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

'The Road Not Taken'

"All right. Where did Jenkins go?"

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

Men resting.

"Sometimes the best path depends on whether you have 4-wheel-drive."