City Off-roaders Pillows

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Bankside

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'Don't worry mother, he'll be alright in London with that introduction letter to a traffic warden.'

Planet of the Ants

A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

Biker and Cyclist.

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

Rocket Parking

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Urban Life.

A smart alec boy

City Hammock

"If you two lovebirds could wrap it up I'd like to pee there please and thank you."

'Every day they get bolder.'

Womanhatten.

Fishing for rats.

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

On the Town.

'I think a grim reaper is following me...'