City Off-roaders Pillows

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Bankside

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

Rocket Parking

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

Biker and Cyclist.

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Urban Life.

A smart alec boy

Planet of the Ants

'Don't worry mother, he'll be alright in London with that introduction letter to a traffic warden.'

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.

'Every day they get bolder.'

On the Town.

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

'Where the hell is my team ?'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

Four-Way Elevator

City Hammock

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'I think a grim reaper is following me...'

Fishing for rats.