Officing Gifts

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Copycats

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Storm in the out tray

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Can do...No can do

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Here and There Trays

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"Morning, all!"

Overworked in the office

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Working hours.

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."