Officing Gifts

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Copycats

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Storm in the out tray

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Can do...No can do

Here and There Trays

Working hours.

"Morning, all!"

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Overworked in the office

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."