'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '
Officiating Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for someone passionate about officiating? Our collection features witty and heartfelt products perfect for referees, umpires, or game officials. Whether on the field or off, these gifts celebrate their dedication with a touch of humor and style. From mugs to wall art, find something that truly scores points in their heart and their game.
"Sorry, I don't know what a handball is anymore either."
Refereeing Stages.
'I can count on one hand the number of bad calls I've ever made.'
'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'
"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."
'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'
Various degrees of 'out' and the corresponding behaviour of umpires.
'On second thought, you're right. It was incidental contact.'
Dominic walks onto the court, safe and secure in his new heckle proof body armor.
Referee
Trial by Media
"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."
'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'
"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"
'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'
"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."
Wedding disaster #27.
"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."
Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.
Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'
The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'
"Yes ... no!"
A Reasonable Time for Concern
'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'
Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.
Verbal Orders
"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."
'He's definitely heading for a red card.'
"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."
'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'
"You may now begin your insane experiment."
"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."
"Yes, I do need an answer right now."
'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'
Officiating Gifts Collection
Officiating Mugs
Looking for more officiating gifts? Explore our collection of mugs designed for referees, umpires, and game officials craving a humorous or heartfelt touch in their coffee breaks.
Officiating Pillows
Discover our officiating-inspired pillows—ideal for adding personality and comfort to any officiating enthusiast's space.
Officiating Prints
Browse our officiating prints to bring sportsmanship and humor into their environment, celebrating the unsung heroes of every game.
Officiating T-Shirts
Check out our officiating-themed t-shirts, perfect for referees and sports officials who want to wear their passion with pride and a good dose of humor.