Office Wisdom Enthusiast Gifts

"Just a word to the wise, and Gary..."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

401K

Corporate Whore.

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"You have a 2 o'clock, a 3:30 and don't forget the monthly finance report is due Friday..."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Female business.

Desk shaped like an office block.

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."