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"Just a word to the wise, and Gary..."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

Lemonade Inc.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Busy office.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

Corporate Whore.

"You have a 2 o'clock, a 3:30 and don't forget the monthly finance report is due Friday..."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Female business.

Desk shaped like an office block.

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.