'Hi, I'm Miss Beeny's stand-in! I don't have a computer password. I don't know anything. In fact, I don't have the foggiest idea what the heck I do here. How can I help you'?
Office Temp Gifts
Searching for a fun and clever gift for your office temp? Our collection of witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints celebrates the temporary role with humor and style. Ideal for adding a smile to their busy day, these items are perfect for showing appreciation or a little lightheartedness during their temporary stint. Whether it's a quirky mug for coffee breaks or a playful t-shirt, our products are designed to bring cheer to the office environment and recognize the temporary worker’s efforts.
I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.
'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'
'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'
'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'
'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'
No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.
"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"
"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"
Where your mind & battle are los
"So what kind of mood is he in?"
"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."
Pounding speeds up the computer.
'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'
'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'
A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."
"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."
"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."
At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.
"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
"My email is down... talk to me."
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
'What sort of mission statement is that?'
'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'
Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.
'The check is in the email attachment.'
'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'
"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."
'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'
'Let's not go by the book.'
"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"
"Staff support"
Office Temp Gifts Collection
Office Temp Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for your office temp—ideal for keeping their coffee warm and spirits high.
Office Temp Pillows
Find cozy pillows with funny designs that make your office temp’s space more inviting and playful.
Office Temp Prints
Decorate with our whimsical prints, the perfect way to celebrate your office temp with humor and style.
Office Temp T-Shirts
Discover our humorous t-shirts, a fun way for your office temp to express their personality and bring some laughs to the workplace.