Office Scapegoat Survivor Gifts

"He took that kinda hard."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Working hours.

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

"I feel your pain."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Office Weather

Getting through the week.

Spam in inbox.

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Information. Innuendo

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

Exhausted employee

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

Office zombie.