Office Ruler Gifts

'Big shots deserve big offices.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

I love my Timpani

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Malcolm Sargent

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Do not think outside the box!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

A politician's dream come true...

'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'Interactive TV news.'

'Welcome to the office. . . Someone will be along to remove your self esteem and install your paranoia.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Why, this is fit for me!"

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

"Yeah? Well, tell him that in this company Gandhi-like resistance wouldn't have worked for Gandhi, either."

"God, I love this show!"

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."