Office Pranks Lover Gifts

"Oops! MY mistake, that was the yearly expense estimate, not the monthly estimate."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

Bo're'droom

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Here and There Trays

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'What's wrong now?'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."