Office Prank Enthusiasts Gifts

'If I promise to give you a good reference would you consider working for our competitors?'

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

Bo're'droom

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Here and There Trays

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

"Everybody gets a raise."

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

"That's a Hula Hoop. I asked you to find a loophole."

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'

"Might you explain to me how your division managed to spend twenty-six thousand dollars on tennis balls?"

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'