Office Pranksters Gifts

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.

The partners demonstrated their enthusiasm for open plan.

"Stand aside, Gruenwald! It's the computer I'm blowing away!"

His face exuded calm, but his tail betrayed him.

At Lego corporate headquarters.

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

'It cost too much to have my stomach stapled so I had it paper clipped.'

"You're fired."

'Pixie dust? So that's how you won the sales contest.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

'Oh, here comes trouble - spanner enters workplace full of cogs!'

'It looks as if you have all the ingredients to start a small business: no money, a job you're about to be fired from, and a hare-brained idea.'

'Are you sure you're busy enough Simkins? You seem to have spent the entire day unbending paperclips.'

Notice how few people fiddle with the heating controls since putting up that sign?

"You know I hate you, right?"

I believe I'm on the national "Do Not Call" list. Oh, that's all right, sir. We're on the national "We Don't Care" list.

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"First, please take your resume out of its 24 carat gold picture frame."

"There is no use complaining . . . Clause 345f section 678 clearly says 'and any other duties as outlined by your manager.'"

"Hello, Mrs Boynton? This is the reception. There is someone here to see you. He says he has an appointment?"

"Hey, Bob, come on out here, this guy in accounting has nine coffee cups stacked in a pyramid!"

"For calling in sick press two to have our psychic verify your condition."

"I absolutely guarantee your workloads will not increase."

Tom would go to almost any length to liven up a dull meeting.

Hastily employing a pen and a pack of Post-It notes, ace corporate spy Harry Napier fools a vigilant security guard.

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"...The only slight drawback is - he knows nothing about engineering."

IRS AUDIT DEPARTMENT, 'It's a bet -- if I don't take the next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

'Sir, one of those one-eyed, pyramid-like things that are on the back of dollar bills is here to see you.'

'Of course.There are some of us who do abuse 'casual fridays' '

'Final Notice, Final Notice, Final Notice. Why is there never a Next to Last Notice?'

'I'm cunning. . . but I don't do well in a corporate environment.'

'See it DOES work.'