Office Pranks Lover Pillows

"Oops! MY mistake, that was the yearly expense estimate, not the monthly estimate."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Bo're'droom

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Here and There Trays

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'What's wrong now?'

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'You can drop all the hints you like, Jones. We're not buying you a computer.'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'