Office Oddball Pillows

'I'd like a full report on my office paint job.'

"I thought she was being shy. It turns out she's a doom-dayer!"

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

'See Dick sleep on job. See Dick get fired.'

Office Competitions

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"He'll be a hard man to replace. Nobody knows what he does."

"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

'You want to run that by me again?'

Work Du Soleil

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

"He seized the day again. Now how do we get it back?"

'Well, that's a helluva great business plan... What have you done before you founded a management consultancy, Mr... umh... Smith?'

Out and In.

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"Thanks, but, uh, I think I'll take the stairs today."

"This one is less distracting."

'The printer repair guy.'

'May I play through please?'

Office block moving to the suburbs.

'Hey, Henderson, still got your brains in your butt? Ha! Ha!'

Why is it that you're always being eaten by a tiger when I call you in here, Popper?

"We want you to be passionage about your job even if it sucks the life out of you."

"I know I'm being patronized, But I Can't help it. They say 'Good Boy' and my tail just wags."

A Paper Shredder Prototype.

'Better call me Sir in the office dear - I don't want the staff to know that I send my wife out to work...'

'That looks like an unauthorized ride on the mail cart.'