Office Novelist Gifts

Keep working or you will be fired.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

'Office' block tightening it's belt

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"To address this mistake we must be professional and use root-cause analysis. I'll start by saying it's not my fault...."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Lumbar support animal

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

InIn by-products.