Office Protagonist Gifts

'While I'm not looking for the typical 'Yes Man', I want a man who finds it extremely difficult to say 'No' to my suggestions.'

In basket-case.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Work Slave

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

In - Out - Pending.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."