Office Comics Fan Pillows

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Suffering from Cooties?

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

Naked Mole Rat

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

Route 666

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

Dog In Your Face Comics

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'