Office Automaton Admirer Gifts

'Wind you up and you just don't stop!!'

Claus 2.0

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Driverless cars rage.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Robot Painter

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Employee of the Month

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

Mad cleaning robot.

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Who's the new guy?"

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'That must be my computer date.'

'I am not a robot.'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"They're talking about birdhouses again. Time to send them birdhouse ads."