Office Automaton Admirer Mugs

'Wind you up and you just don't stop!!'

Claus 2.0

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Driverless cars rage.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Robot Painter

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Employee of the Month

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Man helping a mini learner driver

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

Sermon on the Grounds...

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Mad cleaning robot.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Look, you can actually see Bill Gates' office from here.'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Who's the new guy?"

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"They're talking about birdhouses again. Time to send them birdhouse ads."

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

'I am not a robot.'

"My 'check engine' light came on."