Office Automaton Gifts

Robot officer at work

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Copycats

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Storm in the out tray

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Can do...No can do

Claus 2.0

Here and There Trays

"Morning, all!"

Working hours.

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Overworked in the office

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'