Office Acrobatics Gifts

The pole desk

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

'He's maturing early.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

In, out, shake it all about.

"Could you keep still?"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

Washing Line Walker

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Circus Act

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

The Path

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Fly Artist

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Circus

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"Support the head."

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

Information Tightrope.